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Deriving its name from an amalgamation of Area 51 and Heinz 57, Area 57 is intended to display a broad variety of material not fitting into other categories. Warning to to the extremely serious: The risk of encountering spoofs, parodies, double entendre, and intended or unintended humor is greater on this page than on the rest of the website.
Enter The Area 57 Creative Endeavor Contest Works of less than 75 words will be considered. Photos in jpg format and short films in Quicktime format may also be submitted. Any subject is fair game, but extra points will be awarded for inclusion of any of the following topics: a) Pentecostal living b) flamingos c) peanut brittle d) snake handling e) big hair f) concrete yard statuary of a non-religious nature g) leisure suits A special award will be given for the photo or artwork which best captures everyday Pentecostal living. First Prize: Induction into the Order of the Lawn Burro Second Prize: Replica pink flamingo Third Prize: Peanut brittle made in Orange, Texas by actual Pentecostals Detalis of prizes are subject to change. Spillway Review insiders may enter the contest but are not eligible for prizes. Judge: Brother Bob Johnson Submit entries in the body of an e-mail to: editors@spillwayreview.com Please include the words, "Area 57 Contest" in the subject line of your e-mail. __________________ Spillway Review recently received this complaint about our lack of Flamingo Coverage: Editors: Your little website shows more than a little bit about a marshy area that is periodically inundated with water, with shallow pools and ponding a part of the natural environment. Is this area part of the flamingo's migratory area? Each year, the many of the flamingos here head north in late May, and I thought maybe your area was where they summered, being as there is a lot of stinking mud and stagnant water there. I have attached some pictures of what a flamingo looks like in its native element. I also think your forum lacks a solid Pentecostal base because none of your articles or prose addresses the much more significant topics of big hair, peanut brittle, or fancy underwear. Just Sayin' Bro. Bob More from Brother Bob Johnson in the coming weeks. Mardi Gras, Orange, Texas, 2006 by Brother Bob Johnson ____________________ Dispatches from Sabineland by V. Lee Parker Dispatches Graven Images Brother Pickens Still Waving Manfred Coates Elected Mayor Tiffani Parker Named Lil’ Miss Sabineland Sabineland Diary Sabineland Cuisine Three Poems by Dwayne Parker _______________________ Toy Gallery		example concrete yard statuary _____________________________ Dispatches from Berkeley by Memphis Saltos Attila the Dental Hygienist Poopoo Land The Jennifers, Morning Star, and Starfire Why You Should Marry An Orphan Ask Dr. Tweety Dr. Tweety O’Sweetie, the most knowledgeable canary in the United States, answers your questions Reviews by Christine Fitzgerald About the Reviews Trampolines De Daumier-Smith's Blue Period My First Literary Venture Fat Free Cream Cheese Fairy Tales Children On Their Birthdays The Enormous Room Other Areas Christine Fitzgerald checks out Area 57's competition Marvin Zindler New York Theater Reviews: Cookin' off Broadway, Minetta Lane Theater The Producers on Broadway The Lion King on Broadway __________________________ Cuisine: See also Sabineland Cuisine this page. The Coconut Sticky Rice Diet Christine Fitzgerald A Canticle to Peanut Butter L.D. Sledge Red Beans and Rice L.D. Sledge Judgment Day Lois Lay Castiglioni and Don Castiglioni Gumbo by Corinne Breaux Back by Popular Demand An Article About Particles by Andreas Bohnker